wannabe fucking

When you wish you were getting some but you're a pussy asss bitch.

Bro: Man, I'm sore af from last night.
Me: Why? Too much wannabe fucking?
Bro: damn, I didn't even get that far!

by drkillface July 12, 2018

Fuck Wad

A guy that no one fucking stands and no one wants around and if She/He Dies no one will fucking care.

OMG Jack is so fucking stupid! He must be a Fuck wad

by Cochoco July 13, 2018

Fucks

The unit of not caring

Person 1: what do you want to eat
Person2:a quantum super computer calculating for a thousand years could not even approach the number of fucks I do not give

Fuck-o meter confirms zero fucks given

by Mr.kirito:) July 13, 2018

Fuck fiction

When someone writes a fan fiction which is intentionally bad for comedy purposes.

Have you read that fuck fiction about Justin bieber?

by LT.Lickm3 July 15, 2018

Spiritual-fuck-nuté

(adj.): A woman or man who makes spiritual practices, dresses themselves in hedy clothing, attends all of the festivals/hipster clubs, oogles over crystals, but is still a deep-seated c*nt.

Cassy is only nice to those who also give back-handed compliments because she is a Spiritual-fuck-nuté.

by Kyliewyliie July 18, 2018

Have pitty on my cock you fucks.

A last try for empathy, after nothing else has worked.

Professor: The chalkboard behind me shows all you need to know.
Andrew: What the fuck is that?
Jason: Seriously we dont know what the fuck your talking about.
Professor: Have pitty on my cock you fucks.

by Gregor111 July 18, 2018

fuck your muck

Have sex with a female and ejaculate

You would fuck your muck in that wouldn't ya?

by Lesliegrantham July 21, 2018