Ass hoist

A large sling attached to substantial structural supports designed to hold a lazy, obese person aloft for purposes of anal sex with minimal effort.

Jeffrey is too fat and lazy for a sex swing so he built an ass hoist attached to the roof beam so he can play X-Box while getting railed.

by Hot Franklin July 29, 2022

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Cool- Ass Honkie

A pimped- out car for picking up hookers, usually with an exceptionally loud horn.

"Damn, that's a cool- ass honkie".

by Aust January 15, 2018

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Ur ass don’t lie

When a girls ass is rlly nice

John said to danella ur ass don’t lie

by Xloser19X May 23, 2020

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what is: butt chugging a bottle of Everclear from Winco.

Correction DOESNT HAVE TO BE FROM WINCO BUT PLEASE 4 the LOVE OF GOD DO NOT DO THIS WITH ANY BOTTLE WITH A PERCENTAGE HIGHER THAN 60%.

also: u will die.

PS: NOT 4 THE FAINT OF Heart.

PPS: nothing.

I said what I said.

I typed what I typed.

Johnny: nigga youz a bitch boy hoe made. you won't do the Swedish ass whistle.

by KJT (King Jean Triples) March 18, 2024

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