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Dick-sa

Like how Jewish women say I'm a happy shiksa... Jewish gentleman would say I'm a happy dick-sa
I'm a happy dick-sa!
by toapy.n.friends November 11, 2022
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Mommy dick

When someone who is otherwise feminine and motherly gives the dick to someone else, usually lovingly but like a person trying to be a dom
Damn, you know that guy looks like he could totally mommy dick someone.
by Mistervarlet November 11, 2022
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dick

hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh dick
by walterwhites73 November 13, 2022
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Lizard Dick

Slang term for genital psoriasis which can cause patches of skin to appear dry and scaly. Still has the potential to fuck, not recommended.
I heard Keller piped yesterday bro
Doesn’t that dude have a skin infection

Yes bro he’s laying’ down that lizard dick
by anonymous November 13, 2022
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dick sucker

@yaffebellany article on @SBF_FTX crimes published in the NYT.
when I was 22 I tracked down a particular ladyboy in Thailand who was said gave the best bjs
and it was indeed the best dick sucker I ever experienced
by fuckSBF November 14, 2022
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stepdaughter dick

When a man’s flaccid penis lies to the side or edge of the bed so that it’s readily available for a stepdaughter to sneak into the bedroom, pull up the sheets and partake of that taboo fruit.
Tamara peeked in her mom’s bedroom and crawled over to her stepfather’s side of the bed. She slowly lifted up the comforter and said, “It’s pointed right at me. Just like he promised when he said, ‘Sneak in anytime and get you some stepdaughter dick’.”
by Disgruntled Preacher November 15, 2022
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Dick Kicking

/dik/ /ˈkikiNG/

Originating from the physical feeling of being sacked, Dick Kicking is also synonymous with the emotion one feels working a corporate 9-5 gig.
"Man this sales job really incorporates alot of dick kicking"
by DukeTokes November 15, 2022
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