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you know what i'm talking about, DICK
by The One You Call God September 11, 2020
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dick

Dick is the body part that gets hard while watching porn
it's okay, nobody will suck your dick because it is ugly.
by dicyy June 9, 2020
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Dick Wad

when someone cuts off pieces of multiple dicks and ties a rubber band on a “wad” of dick pieces
Hey dude, I found a dick wad laying in my mom’s bedside drawer. They were still twitching and it freaked me the fuck out
by emo mf April 9, 2022
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Dick laughing

dick laughing is when a dumb stupid hoe is basically dick eating but at the same time a joke that got me laughing overly to much
"why this goof over here dick laughing🤣"
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slut dick

when a man can’t help but stimulate his dick
he just wouldn’t stop he has such a slut dick 😫💕
by yerdad December 6, 2021
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Moby Dick

When you spend all your money on a 3 foot dildo on amazon and put it in your mouth.
Sarah : "OMG GIRL I GOT LAID LAST NIGHT"

Alicia "OMG YES GIRL MOBY DICK IN MY MOUTH"
by JeffaCakes2223555 June 11, 2018
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tanqr dick rider

a 9 year old iPad kid that idolizes competitive roblox bedwars players and goes to great lengths to defend tanqr. they are usually mobile players that brag about their supposed "skill" and have "yo", "sweaty", "skill aura","star", and much more degenerate shit. when they don't know what to say to defend tanqr their excuse is that he only plays for fun which is a lie. oh and for some reason his arsenal fans still defend him even though he is a r6 and washed. cmon dracoo is CLEARLY better but you think tanqr is better because he is popular.

kinda unrelated but i have seen 200+ replies on a comment that said tanqr isn't even good. thats fucking crazy.
a person who is actually smart: man i think the skinny pedophile minibloxia is better
another person who is smart: yeah he is good at bedwars and aiming
tanqr dick rider: oh you're so wrong tanqr is CLEARLY better and my soy boy vitamin d deficient tanqr is better
by Reminite December 5, 2023
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