Dick you in the ass is when your telling someone you believe in something or someone that they don’t
by TJ06Brown December 20, 2020
Get the dick you in the assmug. by Fuck Alex he’s a bitch November 22, 2021
Get the Black cock in the assmug. This definition is mostly used when someone is being really serious about something. But it can also be used when referring to a person who is not doing good in life. The term comes from dead (lazy, bum) ass (donkey) this term is used in ganglish.
Man 1: I got fired from my job and have been lazing around my house for months!
Man 2: you’re becoming a dead ass, do something!
Man 2: you’re becoming a dead ass, do something!
by Sebrome December 28, 2024
Get the Dead assmug. One of the feltching disciplines; cum is sucked from an asshole by the "Siphon". Once full, they transfer the cumload into a vagina by mouth.
Opposite of Creampie Cleanup. Popular amongst the reduce reuse community.
Opposite of Creampie Cleanup. Popular amongst the reduce reuse community.
I assume you siphon ass? It's irresponsible this day and age to waste cum that way.
We are saving 35% a month on gangbangs since my hubby began siphoning ass to stretch our lube budget.
We are saving 35% a month on gangbangs since my hubby began siphoning ass to stretch our lube budget.
by Lucifix March 18, 2023
Get the Siphoning Assmug. Used when someone is being too intense, irritable, combative, or distracted and they need to relax. It means that they need to get laid and stop annoying everyone else because they have not been able to release their sexual frustration. They need to join the "real world" by benefiting from having sex.
It is a play on words with "touch grass" having a similar meaning but with a sexual emphasis.
It is a play on words with "touch grass" having a similar meaning but with a sexual emphasis.
You haven't stopped talking about Settlers of Catan all day. You need to go touch ass.
My ex won't stop bugging me and trying to make my life hell. She needs a new boyfriend so she can touch ass and get off my back.
My ex won't stop bugging me and trying to make my life hell. She needs a new boyfriend so she can touch ass and get off my back.
by Oolated Squiggs February 6, 2025
Get the touch assmug. by bitchyghost September 30, 2018
Get the Narcissist ass douchebagmug. 1: yesterday I saw a dude jogging in short shorts that were ass crease height. ‘‘Twas quite nasty.
2: why all these thots be wearing dresses that are ass crease height in the winter?
3: I can hold a pencil in my ass crease. Want to see?
2: why all these thots be wearing dresses that are ass crease height in the winter?
3: I can hold a pencil in my ass crease. Want to see?
by Smash_the_Pumpkins May 28, 2019
Get the Ass creasemug.