International Bellend Day

The moaning and whingeing of limp dick losers that takes part every year on the 8th of March in parallel with International Womens Day.

"I see from the Daily Mail comments section that it's international bellend day again."

by BigDaddyGee March 8, 2021

nonbyfriend day

nonbyfriend day is the day you celebrate your non binary partner, like boyfriend and girlfriend day, but for non binary people

celebrated on the 22nd November

hey! it's the 22nd of November happy nonbyfriend day, I love you!

by mortasfuck March 8, 2021

national jelal day

national jelal day is May 4th because the calendar date for it is 5, 4 which is also his height.

hey, it's national jelal day today.

by i hate feminists3213 March 8, 2021

International cum in a bucket day

On March 9th, y'all must cum in a bucket as it is international cum in a bucket day

Tomflynn: you know what day it is?
Mick: nah?
Tomflynn: it's international cum in a bucket day!
Mick: damn!

by Dingleflap69420 March 8, 2021

Celebrate Sophie Cooke Day!

This is national celebrate sophie cooke! go hug her!

candice: what day is it?

Marley: Its celebrate sophie cooke day!

by soggboss3000 March 9, 2021

g day

march 9th is the day after international women's day. the day was created to counter international women's day. the letter g has always been the most popular letter in the entire english alphabet. happy g day!

Today is International G Day! Happy G Day!

by today is g day March 9, 2021

National no hard hat day

The day of not wearing a hard hat is march 10th

Boss: bobby what day is it

Bobby: march 10th national no hard hat day

by Bobbydawon March 9, 2021