My Son

a very attractive young male located near scizzor sisters. Also known as pussy magnet. Very attractive

Paul 1:”My son’s a brilliant player on and off the pitch.

Paul 2:”And the girls are absolutely lovely and boss”

by Wickedson01 April 28, 2022

take the crust off my bread

cut the outside of your dollar bill

had to take the crust off my bread :((

by baozi bowling bacon lamborgini April 11, 2024

All up in my area

When someone gets involved with your life or business without any good reason.

Kevin: Jesus christ, Alvin has been annoying us all the time now!
William: Yeah, he really has been all up in my area too!

by ᵒᵏᵏᵏB) December 31, 2016

Fabiya my gf

Amazing beautiful GORJUS girl that deserves the world and is so caring and loving. I’m so lucky to be able to call such a perfect girl mine and wouldn’t mind spending the rest of my life with this gorgeous beautiful looking all around perfection mf

“Omg who’s that sexy mf over there”
“Oh that’s fabiya my gf fuck off pussy that’s mine:)””

by Big penis p March 6, 2022

My phone flew to my left/right hand

Used when someone sees something attractive online so they switch their phone to their non dominant hand so they can use their dominant hand to masturbate. Used mostly in comment sections

*miguel o hara edit plays*

commenter: The way my phone flew to my left/right hand

by jabberwokey October 11, 2023

suck my fuck

To deny a request from someone.
Can be used in the same way as the phrase, “eat my ass”, “suck my dick!”

WESTERN AUSTRALIA PREMIER: “all citizens will need to provide proof of third vaccination to be able to return to work.”

ME: “…suck my fuck”

by blue bic June 1, 2022

Kissed-Me-So-Hard-My-Ears-Popped

(n.) A kiss given by one of the most beautiful people on the planet. The kind of kiss in which two people are separated from the real world and its problems and are teleported to a point in space where it is just those two people.

(v.) To kiss someone way less pretty than you so well that you send then to a whole other dimension.

Friend: Hey dude, why are you smiling so hard?

D: Oh man, Mia just kissed-me-so-hard-my-ears-popped. It was amazing!

by laddie- October 14, 2018