ass monkey

Something you should never, ever call a black person because they consider it racist (no matter how many white ass monkeys you've also called out).

Guy in hospital: "All I remember is Tyrone insulted my mamma so I called him an ass monkey, and then everything went dark and I woke up here."

by geek_nerd_69 October 28, 2020

Ass-ski

Her ass is so big you can ski on it.

She has a bomb ass-ski.

by QuinnahR May 2, 2011

matitties with no ass

Name is Matisse, sounds like Matitties, Mah-titties. Someone called him Matias, Mat-ti-ass. “There’s no ass in my name”-Matisse. AND THATS HOW THE NAME WAS MADE, MATITTES WITH NO ASS

Arianna : hey Jen!
Jen : Hey Ari!
Matisse : hey Jen!
Jen : hey Matitties with no ass!

by Jen!:) June 10, 2022

chloes ass

conrads feelings is slow.

aiden loves a good show? chloes ass

by dontbefoolishkids May 27, 2021

phat-ass tucket

When you intentionally shit your pants while riding a mobility scooter.

Michael did a phat-ass tucket at the McDonald's drive-thru.

by Manuele Pepe November 4, 2017

ass or brains

ass or brains is synonymous with heads or tails. ass is tails and brains is tails

ass or brains is asked while(or before) a flipping the coin, you ask ass or brains, and if the coin lands on "heads" its brains.. and if it lands on "tails" its brains

by spitts mcman October 7, 2011

Pepperoni Ass

When a person has a bountiful amount of acne on their butt, like a pepperoni pizza pie

I can’t hit you doggy style anymore because I can’t stand to look at your pepperoni ass.

by annhud November 16, 2023