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Uneven Ass

A condition when you sit in the back of a full car and the seats lift one cheek higher than the other creating discomfort.
Guys! I fucking have Uneven Ass can we switch seats?
by Professional3rdWheeler April 3, 2022
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Mark ass

A weak or trifling ass person; labeled as a "mark" indicating they're vulnerable to getting rocked. Just an all-around trick.
"Man fuck them mark ass bitches"

"Navid? That mark ain't worth half a shit don't worry about him"
by Antisocial_boi_69 April 3, 2022
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UR MUMMYS BIG ASS

IT MEANS DAT UR MUMMY HAS DA BIGGER ASS
STOP SEXING WITH UR MUMMYS BIG ASS
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Masses of asses

A humorous way to refer to a larger number of people.
This is going to be a huge party. Yeah, when do the masses of asses arrive?
by bob_johnson April 4, 2022
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Ass Eater

She’s a mystery girl who loves to eat ass. Loves cup of noodles and has a stomach problem and an alcohol addiction. She smells like caca because of her ass eating habit but once you get to know her, the smell isn’t as strong. She’s loyal, HOT, smelly, and ALWAYS hungry. Don’t let Ass Eater starve or she may lash out.

If you have an Ass Eater, keep her. Or donate her. Your choice.

FYI (she’s a big h0e so make sure to keep her busy)

<3
“Damn, Ass Eater smells extra shitty today?”
by Cacagreen April 4, 2022
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Titty ass milk

Any breast milk that’s been put inside ones Anus via enema then pushed out. You receive “titty ass milk”.
Also known as chocolate .butt milk
Rob: hey baby let me get that titty ass milk!
Rashanda: sure thing! Why don’t you pump some milk out ma tits and shove it up my ass, then I’ll squirt squirt it in yo mouth!
by My tit April 5, 2022
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Slap ass week

A week where you can slap anyone ass without them getting mad April 3-9
Can I slap your ass because it's slap ass week
by Heckmeister April 6, 2022
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