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Cock Carnival

A gathering of large group of males at a party or social event. (negative context).
"Gosh, this party sucks, its such a cock carnival...there aren't any ladies here."
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cock struck

Individual who is totally controlled by the person to whom said cock is attached.
My girl is so cock struck that she always picks up the check.
by Orygynl March 7, 2008
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cock strangler

A really tight pair of jeans that strangles your cock to the point where it almost cuts off circulation
I can't believe that Jessica made him buy those cock stranglers. I bet his cock is dying.
by Bigmini February 25, 2008
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Cock Tank

A group of males, usually 4 or more packed tightly into a vehicle. Typically are desperately hunting for a piece of ass riding the strip.
"Did you see those 8 guys packed into that jeep?" "Yeah...what a cock tank."
by BJStudd December 20, 2008
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Cock Tease

A title to describe (usually pretty) flirty girls used predominantly by horny and or desperate males who are too dumb to realize that at that she was never going to sleep with him.
Horny asshole: "you're such a cock tease"
Flirty girl: "All I said was 'hello'... "
by flirtygirl October 23, 2009
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cock pick

1)the opposite of a cock block.
2)when one of your buddies sets a pick as in basketball so that you have no trouble making contact with the chosen one.
3)In essence, he blocks any attempts to thwart your plans for the evening, etc.
John set a good cock pick at that party last night, he really distracted Mike from hooking up with your girl.
by Bermy-man October 29, 2007
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cock toboggan

An extremely large and buoyant cock that is usually the entertainment at midget birthday parties instead of pony rides.
Hey you ugly sack of defective genes! It's your birthday, so you're the first one to get to ride the cock toboggan! Don't fall off!
by Johnny U. June 4, 2005
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