twat seizure

an uncontrollable act of a female orgasm in which the vagina squirts cum like an unmanned fire hose.

Cory and Marcus fucked monica so hard she had several twat seizures!

by Korae December 17, 2009

High school twat

People in high school that do things because they seem cool/funny but in reality are extremely dumb, useless, or even harmful

Plenty of high school twats submit names to Urban Dictionary in attempts to pathetically praise their crush, promote their own image, or roast people they dislike

by Unit 12 June 3, 2018

Twat

To define someone as dumb but saying Twat is a better way and hardly anyone knows what a twat is

Shush you twat

by Ash or bob cause i like shroom November 20, 2021

Pov Twat

Pov Twat definition:
Haris

Look at this Pov Twat, he bought a game boy for his PS4 controller.

by Not a Pov Twat November 16, 2018

Rebel Twat

When you poo in your own hand and throw it into the neighbours garden they proceed to eat the poo and pass it down the neighbour hood

The Rebel Twat is a professional ritual

by Doctor Rebel Twat June 1, 2020

moosey twat

When your dick or vagina is hairy

Wow last night when I was banging Samantha she had a moosey twat .

Oh man I am sorry did you tell her?

Yah but I pulled out last night it was sooo hairy and disgusting that I didn't even want to look at my own penis

by Mercibaby January 28, 2017

Twat

a derogatory word used in the British-English language or American English language to refer to someone as being stupid or obnoxious.

Stop being such a little twat and get back to work

by Suburbanz71 January 23, 2019