Turtle

A stupidly annoying thing constantly releasing a virus in the form of bitchotitis. Be careful around anyone with a turtle profile picture to make sure you don’t get the infectious disease, and especially bots like fucking Carl

That turtle made me amputate my left testicle

by balslinmyjaaas July 12, 2022

Turtles

Is a derogatory term for male hoes

“Fuckin turtles bruh”

by sprinklesfortinkles November 03, 2021

turtle

When a girl tucks under her blankets while a guy has anal sex with her.

toddino: my girlfriend did the turtle with me last night and it's so fucking hot
lukey: omg bro lucky

by yourmotherishotxoxo May 17, 2023

Turtle

A water dwelling creature with a hard outer shell.

Save the turtles!
God, turtles turn me on!
Shove that turtle up my ass!

by oNoIoGoGoEoR June 05, 2023

Turtles

i like turtles

Turtles are very fast.

by s0n_0f_n3ptun3 May 07, 2016

Turtle

Turtles are indescribably.They are cute,derpy,and smart.They are amazing creatures.They could do anything.I Like Turtles.

I Like Turtles

by I Love Turltes February 28, 2018

Turtle

The most badass thing in the whole entire planet

Damn! Did you hear that a turtle beat Chuck Norris

by 1234567898754321 May 17, 2018