Capital One

They ask “What’s in your wallet!!!”
I said a platinum CAPITAL ONE CARD!!
Then they be like a nope..we be twat waffles!
Waste of time and a money to bank with a the ultra mega super duper bunch of theives. Recently thinking of changing slogan too…

What shouldn’t be in you wallet!!!

Crapital One

BANK OF THE MISERLY

Capital One is a bank of sphincters the rob the clients and prance around in the coffee bars and sip the hood of the title man
The crapital one Bank of sphincter Patrol will close your account if you ask for a unjust fee be removed.

Crapital one only take you banking info to provide the more data to sell to other Crapital one subsidiary’s..

by LickmykickStand May 13, 2022

One Shot

Someone who gets with a girl out of their league once. Now they think they can get with any girl they see. It tends to break confidence when they have a One Shot. Soon they start getting rejected by every girl they ask.

Ben had such a One Shot with Amy. No other girl will get with him.

by Cashhomie42 June 17, 2018

One Direction

One Direction is The Biggest Band on the planet who are terrible terrible dancers.

Person: Who is One Direction

Directioner: The biggest band on the planet ( Say this is a deep announcer voice)

by 1D are my idols October 31, 2020

mad one

someone who acts extremly crazy for attention

person 1:Your mum's a mad one

person 2:get out

by 250107 March 16, 2022

That one feeling

When you are around a person you have feelings for, or just in general. The feeling of almost every emotions packed together with anxiety and uncomfortableness. When you are happy, uncomfortable, confused, scared, giddy, shaking, and/or emotionally hurt, or any mix of emotions, for a usually unknown reason.

I didn’t know what was going on really, but that one feeling of anxiety wanted me to cry in the corner.

by WolfKay April 24, 2018

munch ons

another word for snacks, or food to eat in general

“yo bro you got any munch ons?”

by xan da goat June 12, 2020

One Spurlock

A “One Spurlock” is a texas cowboy term orriginated in Starks, Louisiana where one slowly rises a closed fist in the air somewhat resembling a knuckle sandwich but with a little more attitude. A “One Spurlock” typically instigates bar fights, arguments at your local boat ramp and shit talking on Snapchat.

I swear bill if that somebitch says my diddy bought this Phoenix bass boat and 2018 f350 I’m gonna give him one spurlock and fuck his girl.

by Bill Spurlock March 20, 2019