sam

he is the most wonderfull person in the world and you would be the luckiest person in the world to be in love with him.

omg is that sam? yh he is my boyfriend

by daria_ January 24, 2022

Sam

When you insert your full forearm into someone's anus and twist

I'm going to Sam you tonight.

by JBCool26 August 16, 2025

sam mair

hes the skibidi toiley

oh look its sam mair in ohio

by mikey0skibs August 11, 2024

Sam Guzman

The meanest girl you will ever meet. She is a lion. Her hair is burnt pasta. If you ever meet her you will want to kys.

This bitch sam guzman is an asshole.

by John gabana December 14, 2018

Sam

A guy who has a sexy moan

Moan for me Sam-Kunnnnnnnnnnnnnn

by DiscountLemonClorox March 1, 2017

Sam

A person with an inverted penis and zero sense of style. He will buy expensive ass things with his dads cancer fund and use them for one day. People will walk around hard as a rock then see Sam and become soft as a New Zealand kids mouth.

Hot girl 1: Ew, look at that Sam
Hot girl 2: he asked me out and I tried to kick him in the balls until I realized he doesn't have any

by BackSeeet October 22, 2018

yosemite sam job

An over the pants handjob in which the recipient is wearing tight jeans. Referring to the Warner Brothers cartoon character Yosemite Sam who is always depicted wearing tight pants.

Person 1: How far did you and your girl go?

Person 2: Bro, she gave me a Yosemite Sam Job.

Person 1: Woah, that's almost the real thing.

by Bernie Sanders OG September 17, 2016