Man: I got a confession to make. Since I've laid eyes on you, I wanted to be with you and have kids together and hopefully raise a family. I love you.
Woman: Motherfucker I'm MARRIED YOU ASSHOLE! GO BOUNCE THE CLOWN SOMEWHERE!!!
Woman: Motherfucker I'm MARRIED YOU ASSHOLE! GO BOUNCE THE CLOWN SOMEWHERE!!!
by arkumheartless December 22, 2012
Get the Bounce The Clownmug. An Ass Clown is a man who for reasons beyond his control, either doesn't know how to talk to girls, get them to like him, or fails at foreplay and sex in general by playing around too much or being being cold and emotionless.
Ass Clowns will usually drone on and on about things that no one is interested in, and along the line might just become a misogynist and wonder if libido should exist or if post-nut clarity is the true state of man.
Ass Clowns will usually drone on and on about things that no one is interested in, and along the line might just become a misogynist and wonder if libido should exist or if post-nut clarity is the true state of man.
"Would you like you hear about the Van Allen Theory" Said the Ass Clown to the girl he was trying to chat up.
by SecondManInTights November 15, 2018
Get the Ass Clownmug. Two rappers who basically looked at the scary side of gangster rap and decided to amplify it to a more extreme slasher-film sort of level, and, in honoring the tradition of controversial extreme music from their hometown of Detroit, (KISS/Alice Cooper) decided to likewise paint their faces and have an entertaining theatrical show with costumes and so forth, figuring this had not yet been done with a rap group. In doing so, they developed a world wide counter culture movement, and made themselves successful with a 30 year ongoing career, all accomplished in DIY fashion with almost no help from the industry whatsoever. Brilliant business men and two of the hardest working artists in the world. And yet, despite their achievement, they are constantly hated on by butthurt men and women who have never and will never achieve remotely close to that level of success, mainly because they are too busy spending their time telling the internet how juggalos are all allegedly meth heads and how the ICP has no talent, yet they never can seem to explain how two guys who are supposed to be talent-less retards keep managing to be successful selling music, merchandise and concert tickets to people who supposedly don't have the money to buy these items, being unemployed junkies and whatnot ... I'd go on, but I have a busy day tomorrow of working my legit job while listening to ICP and not doing drugs. Whoop whoop!
Juggalo: Whoop whoop ninjas!
Butthurt Virgin: Insane Clown Posse sucks and you're a meth head
Butthurt Virgin's Sister: shut up you unemployed freeloader! When he takes me to the gathering in his RV I want you to find a job and get out of my house!
Butthurt Virgin: Insane Clown Posse sucks and you're a meth head
Butthurt Virgin's Sister: shut up you unemployed freeloader! When he takes me to the gathering in his RV I want you to find a job and get out of my house!
by CarpenterClown September 25, 2022
Get the Insane Clown Possemug. The intervention clown didn't want to allow males to be males because for her that meant more rejection and not as much to gain. She wanted people to stop doubting her, start respecting her, and start taking her seriously, even though they had always noticed that she was a clown who looked and sounded serious.
by Solid Mantis April 21, 2021
Get the Intervention clownmug. by harstmaster August 22, 2011
Get the Chop some clownsmug. by Deuce22 March 12, 2022
Get the Drown the Brown Clownmug. 🤡 in slang is a way to replace "I'm a tranny freak who can't even get fucked right" or "I'm a retard who thinks being a clown is degenerate", commonly used by children who can't win an internet argument, their dads get railed by Reddit trannies and femboys, and then beat them in the night for being autistic shitheads with Down syndrome. Also used by faggots and lesbos who are too stupid to know better, their moms are cum dumpsters for Twitter incels. Please DOX and ruin the lives of any 🤡 user you find on the internet. 🤡🤡🤡
"🤡🤡🤡"
"🤡🤡🤡"
🤡 Clown emoji in slang is a way to replace "I'm a tranny freak who can't even get fucked right" or "I'm a retard who thinks being a clown is degenerate"
by 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡 January 9, 2025
Get the 🤡 Clown emoji in slangmug.