January 21st

National fake sick day

Jack: ughh I don’t wanna school

Megan: you don’t want january 21st is?
jack: no what is it?
megan: it’s national fake sick day. everyone and their mom is doing it!!!

by bad bitch from the 314 January 20, 2020

January 30th

National End Your Edging Streak Day

Oh good heavens! Tomorrow is January 30th, National End Your Edging Streak Day!

by ballsackoclock January 29, 2024

January 15

For the ladies!! Its national wear a thong day and send it to your boyfriend/husband 😉

1. Guys prepare for january 15, your girl will flood you pics of her in a thong🙈
2. Now girl go wear that thong you bad bitch ! And watch your man drool over his phone 😋😋

by katrinapetrova4578 January 14, 2022

23th of january

National go into isolation with your girlfriend day

23th of january:

Girl: Babe I just got corona

Boy: Aww i’ll join you

by Grrjogdh January 23, 2022

bully sam day january 5

bully a sam you know

hey im sam

omg hi poop head
why are you so mean :(
its bully sam day january 5

by poopcaca123 January 5, 2022

January 9

It’s national Attack On Titan (AOT) day! In honor of Season 4, part 2.

January 9
You: GUESS WHAT BFF-
Bff: wha-?
You: ITS ATTACK ON TITAN DAY

by him..<3 January 8, 2022

January 9th, National Fuck a Furry Day

On January 9th, despite views on your future sexual orientation, you are highly encouraged to hit up a furry and have some intimate relationships with them!

January 9th, National Fuck a Furry Day
Todd: Oh shit dude, its January 9th, we gotta fuck a furry!
Jerald: Dude you gotta get a big one, last year was some scrawny white dude who smelled like a day old four loko

by ffaiit January 5, 2024