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Christian

An odd fellow that thinks he's Jesus.
EEEEEEENNNNNNNNGH GON' SSSSSTRANGLE THAT CLYDE CASH!

Christian Weston Chandler, 2009.
by MaximEnjoyer October 28, 2021
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Christian

Wow that is such a Christian
by Chrisser Knudsen October 2, 2018
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Credit Card Christian

A Christian who does sinful or bad things without concern or shame because they can just ask God for forgiveness afterward.

Also known as the holy forgiveness loop hole.
Johnny goes to the strip joint ever Saturday night and prays to God on Sunday to forgive him. He is a credit card Christian.
by Silvershades November 14, 2023
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Christian

A person with a very petite and cute penis, but he makes up for it with his great sense of smell. He is compassionate and hopeful.
Wow did you see CHRISTIAN at the fast food joint last night!
by Edward727 March 7, 2022
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Christian's Side Look

Christian's Side Look is very noticable, its embarrasing.
by fendee November 13, 2020
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Christian

He likes Alisha 😍💕❤️ He dates her *sheessh* but Alisha found trinity
Christian: hey baby girl
Alisha: *twerks* were over. I found a better girlfriend.
Christian: GAY BITC-
Trinity: leave her alone 😭😭
by Himhimherher November 24, 2021
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Angsty Christian

A “Christian” fasher who gets angsty for no reason.
Your really being a ANGSTY CHRISTIAN right now
by Youhasbeenyeeted April 13, 2019
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