sleeped

(verb)

a word used when you don't know how to spell " slept "

I only sleeped for three hours last night!

by Megstersupreme February 9, 2018

drunken sleep

When you're about to sleep and you start talking or doing some weird shit, usually when calling someone on a late night

Person A: Oh, did I tell you about Daquan?
Drunken Sleeper: *very muffled* great Daq- yeah ok
Person A: lol are you okay?
Drunken Sleeper: *waits a few seconds* hmm ok
Person A: k I'm ending the call

by blupopscl July 23, 2016

Sleep

1.) A myth, a pure concept, an idea. Many of these words have been used to describe the elusive "sleep." In my opinion? It's a cryptid. Impossible to catch.

2.) A temporary coma.

3.) Light death.

"Did anyone catch any sleep last night?"
"Nah, it's impossible!"
"Oh my god, you guys are going to die of sleep deprivation."
A conversation between friends.

by StarryFaerie April 17, 2019

Sleep Herding

A pastoralist model of sleep, whereby we catch chunks of free-range sleep as it wanders by, rather than the agricultural model we are used to, farming huge 8-hour tracts of open nighttime.

I only got 2 hours of sleep last night, but that's ok; i'm practicing Sleep Herding. I'll grabs a few naps later today, then maybe 4 hours tomorrow.

by kysstery March 15, 2015

Sleep Camelling

A concept of sleep camelling is referred to stocking up on sleep hours in order to later go without sleep for longer periods. It is possible that by sleeping more or longer over a period of time, your body is recharged and recovered and is able to endure longer periods of physical endurance.

Sleep camelling is recommended before a weekend of festival fun.

Young parents are often advised to do some sleep camelling in advance of arrival of the baby

by ThWise June 11, 2024

sleeping the gap

When a couple have reached a point in their relationship where they sleep on opposite sides of a bed with their backs to each other.

We were happy for the first few years of our marriage. For the past 6 years or so we've been sleeping the gap.

by Pocket39 March 29, 2017

you're a sleeping onion

a guy name duke depp was singing a shawn mednes song and he thought it said "you're a sleeping onion" when its says

"you're asleep in london"

duke siniging the song and he gets the song lyrics wrong ' you're a sleeping onion"

by Cola.depp May 14, 2021