Selfie Rape

Taking a selfie while intentionally including someones face without their permission.

As I slept soundly I was selfie raped. My girl took a selfie but included my sleeping mug in it without my permission.

by Gee Pee May 13, 2014

Seafoam Green

The most amazing color in the world. Some say that it is the legendary color of the universe. That's because it is the legendary color.

I love seafoam green is is amazing.

by HorizonSix October 13, 2016

self-interest

An interest decided purely on one's own decision.

I use self-interest, for example I don't want to get out of bed, it's not my interest (self-interest in action).

by badmouth June 4, 2016

Self-aggrandizing 5-headed dawrf promotes sect of church that is explicitly known for fucking little boys in the butt and disparages men who dress like clown women and NOT fucking boys in the butt

It speaks for itself though doesn't it?

Hym "Breaking! Self-aggrandizing 5-headed dawrf promotes sect of church that is explicitly known for fucking little boys in the butt but disparages men who dress like clown women and DON'T fuck little boys in the butt. He has to pretend I don't exist because if we both have cameras pointed at us at the same time, I'm going to bet him that I can fuck his wife better than him, and then he immediately loses the interaction because he knows that I'm right and framing reality in the way that you want it to be perceived for your viewers IS BETTER truth. It's more true than truth. It's YOUR truth. And people like it because it's a VERSION of truth that affirms his narcissistic delusions of superiority. Now, I know what you're thinking 'But Hym! I thought there was no such thing as "versions" of truth! You said there is only THE truth' and you're right! But I just say shit that I don't believe sometimes and have no responsibility to maintain any kind of continuity of thought or belief."

Iam "Ope... It says it's loading but I highly doubt they have a gif for 'Self-aggrandizing 5-headed dawrf promotes sect of church that is explicitly known for fucking little boys in the butt and disparages men who dress like clown women and NOT fucking boys in the butt'... Instead I'll just do a cat. Meow. That'll lighten the mood... There. "

by Hym Iam February 15, 2023

gym selfie

The worst kind of selfie; taken by a selfie king who would rather take pics in the mirror than actually work out.

Nah bro, stop sending her gym selfies.

by Mgsquared December 30, 2014

mindless self indulgence

posting more than 9 definitions on urban dictionary. if you're prudent about this activity, this might help your marriage

jimmy is indulging himself mindlessly on urban dictionary again, yet somehow he still has time to excel in everything else. preposterous. mindless self indulgence

by The-real-cobra-queen August 31, 2019

Self-Service

To accidentally or intentionally serve ones self.

-i'll just throw a grenade at this noob.... oh shit I dropped it shi--- DEAD

by karl hungus February 9, 2005