(noun) the painfully potent pressure of a turd attempting to evacuate itself from your anus as you try desperately to stave off its attack.
by Keving Rady June 27, 2024
Get the Boston Elden Ringmug. A party game with a group of male participants and a biscuit. The goal of the game is to not be the last one of the participants to ejaculate on the biscuit. Who ever lasts the longest, has to eat the biscuit.
by ThisIsNorway October 30, 2017
Get the Ring of Firemug. by Fat boy daz June 18, 2019
Get the Ragnar's ringmug. A championship won by a sports team that would have 100% without a shadow of a doubt wouldn't have won the championship without their opponents being injury riddled. A common misconception is that a ring can be an injury ring even if one's opponents fully healthy wouldn't have even made a difference, however this is false.
"The 2021 Bucks and 2024 Celtics have injury rings" Actually if Harden and Kyrie were healthy it's clear the Bucks would have lost, going down 0-2 to a healthy Nets team. The Celtics on the other hand were called a stacked superteam all year, so stacked that everyone claimed the Celtics had "no excuses" not to win it all, therefore no type of injury would have altered the outcome of the 2024 playoffs.
by welusku May 14, 2024
Get the Injury Ringmug. The excruciating, fiery aftermath of devouring excessively spicy foods—like wings slathered in ghost pepper sauce—when the flames don’t just stay in your mouth but travel through your digestive system, culminating in a burning ring of pain around your anus during bowel movements. It’s a fiery experience so intense, Frodo himself wouldn’t dare try to destroy this ring.
• Alex: "Bro, those inferno wings were insane last night!"
Chris: "Yeah, I’m paying for it today… The Ring of Mordor is real!"
• "Never again will I underestimate those ‘Extra Hot’ jalapeño poppers. The Ring of Mordor has claimed me."
Chris: "Yeah, I’m paying for it today… The Ring of Mordor is real!"
• "Never again will I underestimate those ‘Extra Hot’ jalapeño poppers. The Ring of Mordor has claimed me."
by anonymous January 24, 2025
Get the The Ring of Mordormug. After you take a shit and wipe your ass you think it's nice and clean only to find out theres still some more in your o ring.
by soup bone September 21, 2013
Get the muck ringmug. When a chick is performing the pterodactyl, the guys rotate positions so that each one can get some dactyl spit on their dick.
That little ho wanted to play ring around the dactyl, so we all saddled up and rotated on that bitch until bukkake time.
by Jereth Cutestory February 17, 2010
Get the Ring around the dactylmug.