Anyone who uses their smart phone to try to impress people. Usually described by someone who does not own a smart phone.
Guy: "Check out what my new iPhone can do! Don't you wish you had one?"
Girl: "Oh, you think you're such a big shot with your Smarty-Pants Phone."
Girl: "Oh, you think you're such a big shot with your Smarty-Pants Phone."
by The Mountain Cat July 29, 2012
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Carol should retire her Victoria Secret {sweatpants}, she's got some poop ass pants going on, and there's nothing 'sexy' about that.
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(At the ice skating rink with ya boyz) That lady would have it going on if she would quit trying to {pop and lock} it in her poop ass pants, it looks like her ass hangs down to her knees!
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(At the ice skating rink with ya boyz) That lady would have it going on if she would quit trying to {pop and lock} it in her poop ass pants, it looks like her ass hangs down to her knees!
by firetiger83 October 22, 2015
Get the poop ass pants mug.When someone makes a silly comment, suggesting something as ridiculous as stealing a rooster's pants right off of his body. Can be used effectively in several countries, including the USA, Bulgaria, and Thailand. This phrase also has potential sexual implications.
Joey (a US citizen): "Wow, I could really use some delicious Thai food right now."
Margaret: "You should go to Thailand to get some. I hear it is delicious over there."
Joey: "You just stole the rooster's pants! Of course I can't go to Thailand!
Margaret: "You should go to Thailand to get some. I hear it is delicious over there."
Joey: "You just stole the rooster's pants! Of course I can't go to Thailand!
by Joseph Tottleson January 25, 2023
Get the stole the rooster's pants mug.Scammer McScammy Pants are YouTube creators who incentivize watchers to super chat them with the promise that all money collected will go to a named charity, however, truth is very little actually went to the charity.
Scammer McScammy Pants known as Onewen, Diane’s Channel and Its Randis Life kept at least twenty five thousand dollars that was ear marked for St Jude Children’s Research Hospital.
by Onewen2 March 14, 2021
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Get the Jizzed in my pants mug.AKA Captain Malcolm "Mal" Reynolds of the vessel Serenity. Known for being particularly dour, with a harsh sense of humour. Although he finds it difficult to open up, it's obvious that he's a good guy beneath it all. Portrayed by Nathan Fillion on the now-cancelled sci-fi show Firefly which lasted just one season on FOX from 2002 to 2003. The nickname was first coined by the character Kaylee in the episode "Shindig".
An affectionate word used by Firefly fans to refer to the character of Mal, and (more rarely) the actor Fillion with reference to the show.
An affectionate word used by Firefly fans to refer to the character of Mal, and (more rarely) the actor Fillion with reference to the show.
Example 1 -
Mal: Just be careful. We cheated Badger out of good money to buy that frippery, and you're supposed to make me look respectable.
Kaylee: Yes, sir, Captain Tight Pants
Example 2 -
Fan: There was a rumour that Captain Tight Pants himself would turn up at that convention last week!
Mal: Just be careful. We cheated Badger out of good money to buy that frippery, and you're supposed to make me look respectable.
Kaylee: Yes, sir, Captain Tight Pants
Example 2 -
Fan: There was a rumour that Captain Tight Pants himself would turn up at that convention last week!
by Neroli April 21, 2008
Get the Captain Tight Pants mug."Dude, have you noticed that Pat wears nothing but track pants?"
"Yeah, he's totally a track pant warrior."
"Yeah, he's totally a track pant warrior."
by thanatos_89 April 10, 2009
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