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Biscuit Spitters

Hobbit type folk with sandals and hairy toes that qualify for the automotive Motability scheme. They can be found frequenting car showrooms to feast and gorge on the free condiments reserved for patrons.
Upon a qualified specialist approaching they proceed to spit biscuit crumbs all over the suited executive whilst swearing about how they dislike gay people.
Fuck me Dan, have the Shire folk been in? Ya look like the biscuit spitters have been whinging with a gob full!!
by Dan Das Welt Man September 15, 2020
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tickle biscuit

Used to be tattoo sleeves meant you were a tough guy. Now it usually means you're a little tickle biscuit.
by 14sharibaby August 23, 2011
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Limp Biscuit

A group of men in a circle jerk and a Ritz cracker in the middle. The last person who nuts on the cracker has to eat the Limp Biscuit.
Damn bro. I'm sorry. You need to eat the limp biscuit dog.
by Savageman30004728883929 October 24, 2019
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Shit On A Biscuit

Someone:I just won a a championship

Protagonist:Well shit on a biscuit that's f****** great my friend
by Random Fucker 1212 July 28, 2022
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Spooky Biscuit

Turds left behind when a person sneaks into another person's bed and takes a dump under the blanket
I stayed at a friend's last night and woke to a horrible stench just to find I had rolled over onto spooky biscuits.
by GingerHoller June 6, 2021
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biscuit builder

When a man gets a woman super horny and builds up suspense sexually just to do nothing. There for building up her biscuit.
My boyfriend is such a biscuit builder.
by Jpilla January 5, 2023
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biscuits

by pastor benny sinn January 6, 2025
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