Var-Sigma Male

A man who eats his own dick-cheese for breakfast, and washes them down with a clay-loam milkshake. A man who can smell a drop of cum wings from 10 miles away. A man who scalps his enemies — and has them begging for more. A man for whom the sigma lifestyle is too conventional; who paves his own path one chromosome at a time. The man who keeps "him" up at night.
"I heard you hooked up with Trent?"
"Yeah, he's a total var-sigma male"
by Wubby Counter-Terrorist March 17, 2024
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Oscar Male

A curry licking, carpet riding cunt who cannot connect to the email servers during technical difficulties. They usually only mate with other male species due to their attractiveness to nipples. They are quite fancy and can be an awesome chap but can sometimes get in the way when you’re eating Parmesan noodles with uncooked salmon!
Bruv I met an Oscar Male today

Wow, I heard he aaaaaaah
by Jimmy garden March 19, 2022
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Jabimba Male

A jabimba male is a guy that's watched so much right wing dude bro podcasts that his brains turned to total mush and just like barbarians of antiquity used to sound like 'bar bar' to the civilized, their insane rants about womens rights, t levels, and whatever other stupid bullshit they heard on the 500th Joe Rogan wannabe podcast just sounds like 'Ja bim ba' nonsense to the average person
Ugh Eddie's become such a fucking jabimba male 😔
by Assketchup25 June 16, 2023
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male lactation

When a male has milk coming out of his nipples.
Male 1: "hey dude squeeze your nipples for me"
Male 2: "holy crap i'm experiencing male lactation"
by ILoveToSuckOldDicks June 07, 2017
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onzo male

the type of male known as onzoq
i am just onzo male jd u whore, i am who i say i am
by pɐp ɹn November 22, 2021
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male darawiish

a male darawiish is a man who is dhulbahante
he's a male darawiish
by readyforthemoon55 August 26, 2020
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