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Josh crook

A white boy with really sexy tits, legs and ass.
Girl: ooo like at that thick ass, legs and tits
Boy: holy shit he must be a josh crook damn
by Anonymous_user 2019 October 1, 2019
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The Josh Turner

The act of locking the bedroom door as to fornicate with the wife.
I pull The Josh Turner on the wife last night so the kids couldn't walk in on us!
by Little Buford February 13, 2024
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Josh

Very sexy guy, had every girl in his back pocket.
Has a weird friend who thinks he’s hard called Fraser Murray, also josh has a huge peen
Person 1:”who’s that”
Person 2:” that’s josh coulter”
Person 1:”ho lemme get him in my bed”
by 6969JC November 2, 2019
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Josh

josh is a person who sleeps with your buddies 8 year old sister and deals drugs to your friends grandma. Josh is an absolute chad and is not afraid to shit on some peoples shit oppinions and bully some idiots.
A synonym for Chad could be Josh
by kevs bendy penis November 7, 2022
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josh cleaning

Josh cleaning consists of many things besides the action Verb: “cleaning”

Scholars have described it best as the equivalent of ADHD cleaning.

Example: Playing a light game of Minecraft then hoping off to take out the trash then hopping back on to play an intense game of Apex Legends because taking out the trash was quite the strenuous task and quite frankly, “ you should take another break.”

Example 2: Cleaning out your fridge for 3 minutes when that sudden urge to poop finds you in the bathroom then realizing as you’re relieving yourself of Mother Nature that you also have to clean the bathroom. So you start cleaning that then realize your truck is pretty dirty so you better go clean that big while you’re cleaning your truck you realize it’s better some time since you made a Kwik Trip run to go pick on 6 rockstars and 2 hotdogs for your gamer snacking so you go run to the gas station.

It’s an endless cycle. A vicious circle. An addictive pattern. Don’t fall for the josh cleaning. Too many have fallen. And as Rose said in James Cameron’s adaption of the Titanic: “ ..It’s been 84 years”.
Example in a sentence: Sorry I can’t hangout tonight boys; I gotta josh clean this weekend.

Example in a sentence 2: Sorry babe I can’t this weekend. I got a long day ahead. I gotta josh cleaning my room.
by Ram Ranch Supervisor March 8, 2024
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Josh

A disgusting fat teen who all the girls cant stand
Here comes josh
by Nickle deer April 26, 2020
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josh 500

He is the strongest man alive. He can tear the world in two and drinks the blood of his enemies. It is said that if he looks at you you die on the spot. He doesn't live he just conquers.
"Dude run away Josh 500 is coming."
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