Ring Around The Rosie

1. Ring Around The Rosie. Usually considered to be when you take an injured goose by its neck and twirl it around till its dead.

Grab that goose and give it the ring around the rosie.

by SuburbanSlayers November 9, 2021

Idiot Ring

An Idiot Ring is a ring shaped mark (usually in the form that of a bruise)created by the kick of a scoped gun (primarily rifles) after the person shooting said gun put their eye too close to the scope,

Will forgot to keep some distance from his muzzleloader’s scope and got a gnarly Idiot Ring.

by DaddyMortal November 10, 2021

Fish Ring

Slang for the female genitalia. More commonly known as vagina, minge, or pussy. Sometimes referred to as fanny. Oftentimes named vajayjay, Penis fly trap, goochie, Minky, or simply hole.

Fish ring is the less misogynistic term referring to ur girls gooch, and will drive every woman absolutely cray cray.

By Jove, that lassie over there has quite a fetching fish ring

by Bingus12345 November 13, 2021

Ring sting

When your spiky shit tears your arsehole to pieces, and your erratic wee stings the shit out of it.

I’ve got right ring sting after that curry!

by 123yourdadlikesme March 12, 2022

Peach Ring

the anus

Wow look at that girls peach ring.

by anonymous March 23, 2022

Colorado O-Ring

When one eats the garter off the bride then shoots it out during the night then slides it back on the wife to finish the last nights dance

I pulled the Colorado o-ring off then took a dump after a snack then slid it back on for our final dance

by Yeeeeeeeeahhhhhh March 24, 2022

obsessive lord of the rings disorder

When you can't stop purchasing lord of the rings books.

In a bookshop, "Hi, can I have a newspaper please.....oh and can I just check what versions of lord of the rings books you have please?"
" Sorry I have obsessive lord of the rings disorder"

by Dazzapkb January 28, 2022