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Dark Humor jokes

Idk what do put here but you if you know what that is then thats tuff.
dark humor jokes are like food, not everyone gets it.
by Hornyfuckerシ March 24, 2021
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Dark days

Yesterdays dark days might be interesting to talk about, but they dont really matter anymore, which is why removing statues does nothing to change anything now, and history books are as likely to be bullshit as they are to have any facts at all. Whether they are history books that make Europeans look like the good guys, or history books that make black people look like the good guys and victims, theres a lot of bullshit information circulating. Tomorrow's dark days aren't going to matter for a while, so that leaves people with the dark days they're living in, and the bullshit they're living with now.
Dark days are not just a thing of the past that will get better once all the statues and symbols are removed. The reality is just like at one time the dark days of the past were now, the dark days people are living in will one day be the dark days of the past. Nothing has changed because the same race is still fucking with people, the human race.
by Solid Mantis July 20, 2020
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Dark Situation

When a white chic fucks a black dude for the sole purpose of gaining shameful bed cred with her nasty white friends.
L’Mykel is in a dark situation because Jenny used him and his huge penis in order to say she fucked a black dude, which hurt his feelings real bad.
by tbizzy2 July 25, 2023
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Dark soles

Bastardized term of the dark souls games, also a reference to the demon's souls character the maiden in black whose primary design choice is having dirty black soles, a creatibe decision influenced by miyazaki's insatiable sex offenses of sniffing his female coworkers' shoes.
"Kyle please don't start with your dark soles lore dumping again for the love of God"
"DARK SOLES IS THE BEST HACK AND SLASH FRANCHISE OF ALL TIME!!1!"
by Electric DJ July 12, 2022
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Wet candle in a dark cave

Term that explains someone who is so lost that they are beyond return or are very very stupid.
“Man that bitch Sabrina is one wet candle in a dark cave
by Big Sawse October 22, 2020
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Dark side of the moon

The act of eating a black person's ass hole .
Did you here what Jon & shanice did last night? There were mia for 3 hours because he was on the dark side of the moon.
by medicneballer April 18, 2021
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dark side lurker

People who act good but deep down are bad .

Someone who will help you so they can fuck you over.
That handy man I hired seemed so nice but in reality he was a dark side lurker who stole everything.
by Catfish67 November 1, 2015
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