Freaky Bums

A Female Or Females In Which Who Claims To Be The Baddest & Cleanest Of Such , But In Actuality They Aren’t , And They Fuck And Suck To Get Ahead In Life

These Dirty Ass Hoes Think They Bad & Boujie But They Really Freaky Bums....!

by 🕊 @__Foworld 🕊 April 25, 2019

Bum Spiders

1. When sitting in a park and your friend discovers a spider approaching your lower back going for your bum. This spider could be aiming to actually get inside your bum, therefore becoming a bum spider.

2. An imaginary STI where if you have anal sex too much, spiders will become attracted to your bum, then being able to be passed on to someone else who has anal sex with you.

Helena: "DAMN there's a spider going towards your ass!"

Doug: "SHIT damn bum spiders!!"

by HelenaLexxiFoxxx September 29, 2010

Bum on a barrel

One who is on something quickly. (plural) A group of people hanging around one area such as a table or heater.

That guy was on that like a bum on a barrel. (Plural) You guys are standing here like bums on a barrel.

by NivekC1 March 27, 2009

Sausage bum

Male genital area, the male version of 'front bum'

Suck my sausage bum!

by jixx1mal May 3, 2011

bum-tastic

When Something is so cheap and hilarious that it is described as bum- tastic. Usually used to describe good for nothings, slobs, and lazy assholes.

guy 1: Did you clean your room and brush your teeth today?
guy 2: No, I have a life you know!
guy 1: Thats bum-tastic!

by NotABum October 20, 2009

bum troubler

Someone who gives grief to homeless folk.

I saw a chav beat up a tramp yesterday, he was obviously a total bum troubler

by VeenPA June 23, 2009

bum swagg

Originating in California, this type of swagger is not easy to obtain. It is when a person in no attempt to be unattractive whatsoever does not shave, do their hair etc. for a certain but unspecified amount of time. While attending parties or social gatherings however, they still reap the benefits of a person having maximum swag. Such as sleeping with girls and getting phone numbers. they might have rips and tears in they're clothes but still swaggin. these sorts of people shop at young, urban places and thrift stores.

"Ayye, nigga i got hellah dope ass bum swagg ya feel me?"
"that nigga got some bummy ass swag!"

by swagger'd out October 30, 2011