Human

The deadliest creature on Earth other than Mosquitoes.

To err is to human, to arr is to pirate.

by PhoenixGamer34 January 7, 2022

Human Turducken

the sexual act in which a grown man puts a newborn baby on his penis and then puts he baby into another adult. using the baby as a condom

i hates my girlfriend's kids so i gave her a human turducken

by Big Dick Uncle Joe November 1, 2022

Human roach

When humans are like greedy fat roaches or when they do things roaches do

My father is a human roach

by Nether man above the stars May 29, 2021

Humans

Please verify if you're not an alien ⬜
Human is an intelligent being used for corrupting this world of discoveries or some sh*t
f*ckin each other until it's done for...

living on the earth with humans🤓 and animals🐶 living inside

by BirdyIsCool May 7, 2022

Human Thermostat

A Chayce or a Scott who monkeys up into an attic to turn valves for hot or cold air.

My boss calls us the human thermostats because we determine the temperature.

by Chayce1981 April 13, 2024

Human milkshake

The act of giving one person an enema of milk, finding a slope of land to then roll them down and then proceeding to insert a straw in their rectum and drink the contents of the milk and shit which have then combined.

Hey Lisa, are you ready for your monthly human milkshake

Yes Bob, make it an extra cold one.

by ..ms.. April 5, 2023

Humans.

Humans ranging from condescending to idiotic or ruthless.
Humans who will make you say "I hate it here''

I typed "I hate it here" in my computer's search bar, because of fucking foolish humans.

by HumansBeingETW April 26, 2022