Flappy Wet Bird

When a girl takes a piss and she doesn't wipe so her pussy is still wet. Then the guy fucks her like that:)

Nicole pulled a Flappy Wet Bird on Mike last night.....he said she was dripping everywhere

by NikkiAlice March 18, 2014

Gentleman's Bird Bath

Any Gentleman standing on his tip-toes washing his tallywacker off in the sink after anal sex. Usually performed because the female half will not allow re-entry into her vagina without a thorough scrub.

A.J. - "Everything was going well until she made me take a Gentleman's Bird Bath mid-romp. It killed my Woody Wilson."

by F.O.S.F.F. 7O01 May 25, 2015

The/Those birds are real

Being high, baked, stoned

Ex 1:
Person walks by somebody that is smoking a joint.

Person: "Yeah the/those birds are real".

Ex 2:

You and your friend walk by someone who you think is high.
You say to your friend, "The/those birds are real for that guy."

by the fifans September 16, 2012

big bird diplomacy

When the US Head of State blatantly flips the big middle finger to his electorate by publicly kissing the ass of another fascist narcissist pig to avoid complete personal humiliation.

I kind of majored in big bird diplomacy in early grade school when I started getting my bromances on with the other extortionist bullies.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 16, 2018

flappy bird syndrome

flappy bird syndrome is a mental disorder that occurs through the constant frustration that occurs from playing an iPhone game called flappy bird. symptoms include constant stress, finger twitching from repetitive tapping, uncontrollable cursing in public places, anger management issues, losing track of time, crying, and paranoia. there is no cure for flappy bird syndrome as of yet.

i have been diagnosed with flappy bird syndrome

by Mickey kelevra February 3, 2014

tough old bird

An elderly woman who’s got some fight in her.

Ruth Bader Ginsburg is a tough old bird.

by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover July 24, 2019

Birds Aren’t Real

A movement dedicated to spreading the feathered gospel that the government mercilessly killed 12 billion birds and replaced them with an exact drone copy.

Person 1: Look at that bird!

Mentally superior person 2: you sheep! Haven’t you heard that Birds Aren’t Real! Wake up!

by BAR Activist October 6, 2020