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f o o t

the foot.
f o o t.
by Randomcitrus January 20, 2021
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F the Beat

A night of frivolity usually unstructured and starting at a bar.

When a group of friends meets at their local watering hole and sees where the night will take them.
"Hey, what are you guys doing tonight?

Not too sure were just going to f the beat."
by F the Beatster December 9, 2011
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f-word

no
no f-word
by hi17187873576563 June 8, 2022
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John F Kenedy

Man plays too many video games, you’ll never believe what happens next... John F kenedy

(Brad is playing video games in white kitchen. Enter Amy)

Amy: Honey, are you still playing that game?

Brad: Yeah, I’m on level 56. Now go away, you’re distracting me.

Amy: Brad, I just got this letter from my doctor. I have nose cancer!

Brad: Gross! I’m divorcing you, but not until my games over.

(Later. In parking garage, Brad enters with suitcase. He sees a Rolls Royce.)

Brad: WOW! That’s an expensive car! I’ll bet the guy who owns that is super rich.

(Amy exits the car.)

Brad: Amy! But, but how...?!

Amy: You see, after you told me you were leaving me, I stole this car to teach you a lesson. So you see, you can’t leave me if you’re dead!

(Amy jumps back in the car and runs Brad down. She gets out and leans over his crumpled body as he dies.)

Amy: So you see, there was no nose cancer, you were the cancer all along.

(Fade to white)

Dhar Mann: Hey Dhar Mann Fam! I hope you liked that message about why you should play too many video games and piss off your wife. Remember, we’re not just sharing videos, we’re changing lives!
by Hitlers dead son April 11, 2022
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F/SN

Short for Fate/stay night, a visual novel and anime
I finished reading F/SN last week
by Pie Thief May 13, 2022
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F That S

F#*K That S#@t
TRhey wanted to go on the glass bridge and I told them F that S
by denab818 October 1, 2016
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F

The stupidest letter in the alphabet and the first letter in a curse word
FBoo
by Donald pistado October 8, 2019
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