High Speed Dude

The most ballingest of all WARRIORS. Born from the seed of Billy Mays and forged in the fires of battle.

Cadet1: "Woah, did you see High Speed Dude just leap over the FOB?"
Cadet2: "Ya I heard him and gunshow are fighting on the top of Mount Everest for the title of WARRIORKING."

by WarriorOracle December 3, 2009

The Dude (boredest) Is Wack: The Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianabl abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Dude (boredest) Is Wack: The Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025

Duded

When a male sexual participant is faced with cuddling denial after sex with a female participant. In other words the girl rolls over and goes to sleep after sex and the guy wants to cuddle and she's like no

I can't believe she duded me after she wanted to do it with me for so long.

by Mary B. Poppinthebag January 15, 2022

Got my fuckin eggs yolked dude

When you're a dumb stoner and it takes you forever to process anything

"Kyle told me a joke and it took me like a minute to get, got my fuckin eggs yolked dude."

by Pheeblesweeebles December 10, 2020

Sugary Dude

men (if you can call them that) with sparkly beards and/or skinny jeans, who need to use an "Easy Opener" to open a jar of pickles.

also dudes with a little sugar in their tank and may or may not wear makeup on any given day of the week.

Honey, can you come and open this jar of mayonnaise?... Wife: "Yes, dear I'll be there in a moment." *mumbles to herself - why did I marry a sugary dude?

Also, men who have never camped or fired a gun or started a fire without the help of an ignitor, or dug a hole in the ground to use as a toilet.

Man 1: Hey Johnny, can you go ahead and open the mustard for the brats, they're almost done?

Man 2: I'm tryin' do you have an Easy Opener, my wrists are weak...

Man 1: ... sugary dude.

by baconforpresident September 8, 2018

Rosalian Dude

A way to call your friend named Rosa, Rosalia, Rosalie, Rose etc.

Hey, wanna hang out today?
Sorry bro, I've already scheduled sth with Rosalian Dude. Maybe next wknd.

by pigikos September 5, 2019

Flight Dude

While two men are helicoptering the participant doing the slapping is the "flight dude"

T-roy helicopters like a champion flight dude.

by akdfhsjk May 23, 2014