These hands, they're the devil's tools!
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Get the devil emoji mug.A devil winged bat is like a night howler somebody whose eyes are as big and is dilated as possible who is constantly following you around like a little devil on your shoulder who has wings and can fly from one side of the room to the other and turn off every light right behind you without you seeing them and in front of you without you seeing them to close you in and cleans up and picks up everything you put down and try to come back to it before you even get to get back to it or you can see it and it's gone. So it sketches you the f*** out to the point you believe that hilariously like puppet dracula; it must want your blood/ party favors/ goodies in the basket.
My mother Nicole 1/3rd of the time is a DEVIL WINGED BAT, 1/2 SHY OF A TERODACTYL ON MSN AND STERROIDS WITH A HINT OF I JUST TOOK MY AMBIEN ITS OKAY I DONT DO PILLS, I JUST TAKE WHATS PRESCRIBED -love your little cluckie ass batty tee.
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This a man Bringing up a child by himself
This a man Bringing up a child by himself
by 459395 March 5, 2022
Get the Alone Devil mug.The toilets at the office bathroom often share a common wall where all plumbing is contained. Occasionally, you can be sitting on a toilet, when you can hear a feint sound of a door shutting and being locked in the opposite sex’s bathroom. Then, as the opposite sex person sits on their toilet, you may feel your toilet raise up again to offset the weight of theirs on the other side of the wall. This is what is known as the devil’s teeter totter.
Listen to what happened to Billy. His boss ordered in enchiladas for Richard’s 50th birthday. Of course, that stuff needed to be evacuated within an hour. When he was shitting in the men’s room, that fat bitch Jackie went to take a shit also. She sat down, and the old devils teeter totter launched ole Bill 2 feet in the air.
by Kung fu Jim May 24, 2021
Get the Devils teeter totter mug.Son: is using animals in biomedical research considered devil-worship to the Unforgiveables?
Father: no, since the Unforgiveables protect private property. Now go take a course in biomedical ethics at McGill university for more information.
Father: no, since the Unforgiveables protect private property. Now go take a course in biomedical ethics at McGill university for more information.
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Get the devil-worship mug.The sweetest guy to ever exist he is often mistaken as an angry red guy who rules hell but he is actually an innocent sweetheart he has the best fashion trends and he invented socks with sliders, he loves red slushies and sammy snack boxes, and he has the cutest hairstyles which he changes constantly! He has an amazing car which is DS and he is in love with seahorse :)
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