hot cheese

A woman with delicious proportions; so hot she could melt a block of cheese

Joe!! Look at that hot cheese over there!

by Big Joe August 13, 2004

cheese omelette

A cheese omelette is when you jizzum into a girl's ear canal and then you fold the flap of her ear over. The jizzum will proceed to leak out of her ear, and it will look like a cheese omelette that is dripping.

"OMG you just cheese omelette'd that bitch."
"Look at the cheese dripping out of that omelette."

by The Sweetness December 17, 2007

cheese nips

Japanese people from Wisconsin.

Look, over there, they must be cheese nips!

by JT88 May 17, 2006

cheese douche

An arrogant son of a bitch with no conscience that would screw over his own children just to get his rocks off.

Pat is such a cheese douche. He banged a hooker instead of going to his daughter's ballet recital and ended up with a drippy, maggot infested, oozing, gapping sore on his schlong.

by hisxgirlfriendfromohio January 21, 2010

emmental cheese

Emmental cheese (sometimes also called Emmentaler or Emmenthal) is a Swiss cheese. It first came from Switzerland. It is named after the Emmental, the valley of a river, near Berne. Emmental cheese was first made around 1292 in that region.
Emmental cheese is left to ripen for a period of 6-7 weeks. Ripening it for 8-12 weeks gives a more spicy (salty) cheese. In Europe, about 464 200 tons of Emmental are produced each year.

Emmental Cheese is the formal name for Swiss Cheese.
When I was a kid, we used to refer to Swiss cheese as "rat cheese," because it was the type of cheese always depicted in cartoons featuring mice and rats. Later I learned that not all cheese with holes is Swiss cheese and not all Swiss cheese has holes.

by "I AM" Miss Gale February 18, 2011

Forehead Cheese

The chunky acne lumps that slip out of a well pinched zit.

Underneath the red puffy layer of skin covering the prom night horror zit lies forehead cheese. It is waiting to be oozed into a dinner napkin when the pressure of the zit juice overwhelms the poor host into popping his monster zit.

by Unfortunate Ted May 1, 2011

Cheese Chopper

One who has extreme flatulence. The farts tend to smell like salami and rotten cheese.

Yo cheese chopper, crack the window that fart smells like rotten cheese and salami.

by Giantsandpiper May 25, 2011