When you shart in your pants and your in such a situation that you can't immedietly get somewhere to change your underwear or you don't realize there is actual poop fermenting inside your pants so you don't think to change your undergarments or you don't care enough to change your underwear. The stinky fart solution saturates your underwear and begins the aging process much like aged cheese.
"I went on a camping trip and accidently sharted. I didn't have an extra change of clothes so I had Ass Cheese growing in my shorts."
by Dangermilk September 2, 2009
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Get the Chucky cheese mug.A non medical term that explains the correlation between people who consume cannabis and their uncanny yet powerful liking of dairy products, particularly cheese.
"Dude I think I have the cheese disease, I ate 18 cheese sticks in one sitting just now."
"I totally have it, I used to eat chunks of mozzarella when I used to work at Panera all the time, it was sick."
"I totally have it, I used to eat chunks of mozzarella when I used to work at Panera all the time, it was sick."
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Get the hot cheese mug.A cheese omelette is when you jizzum into a girl's ear canal and then you fold the flap of her ear over. The jizzum will proceed to leak out of her ear, and it will look like a cheese omelette that is dripping.
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Pat is such a cheese douche. He banged a hooker instead of going to his daughter's ballet recital and ended up with a drippy, maggot infested, oozing, gapping sore on his schlong.
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