The candy machine was a device used for masturbation in ancient times and was presented by a kid named Elias on youtube, he was the creator of this masturbation device that yanked your balls and tickled the groin. Elias went on to die from internal groin bleeding....
"I just bought a brand new version of The candy machine!"
"That's fucking awesome, just remember to oil up so it doesn't rip the testies"
"That's fucking awesome, just remember to oil up so it doesn't rip the testies"
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Get the Cartel Candy mug.When someone speaks in a mastered fake accent, and asks people “Can you guess where I’m from?”, and enjoys it when people can’t. That’s them eating the Accent Candy.
He spoke in a perfect British accent and asked, “Guess where I’m from?” When everyone guessed wrong, he smiled—eating the Accent Candy.
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Get the AI-candy mug.The strange, soul crushing emotional spiral that hits after listening to the entire song “World of Candy” by Michael Jackson, not just a snippet, not a remix, but the full uncut experience. It starts out sweet, nostalgic, even magical, then bam! suddenly you’re plunged into a deep, unexplainable grief that lingers all day. Nothing helps, not memes, not snacks, not fresh air, until you finally crash and sleep it off. Like how did this guy who made Thriller write ts?
“Dude, I listened to World of Candy on my lunch break and couldn’t function the rest of the day.”
“You are experiencing The World of Candy effect.”
“You are experiencing The World of Candy effect.”
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They shared a candy kiss under the streetlights, the taste of strawberry and laughter lingering between them.
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