Brown Palm

Same concept as a blumpkin, except to are giving yourself or recieving a hand job while taking a poop on the toilet.

Yo, did you hear that Chris got a brown palm from a man the other night.

by md is for lovers January 14, 2010

Brown Shout

A fart gone wrong, usually occuring during a period of illness where your sphincter control is not 100% accurate

Sorry guys, running about 30 minutes late after a brown shout - had to go home and get changed

by worldoflard June 4, 2009

Brown Day

The day following a night of heavy drinking/toxic eating, where one would poop his/her pants while sleeping or while awake.

Nothing like a Brown Day to kick off the new year.

by Weedierskeet January 7, 2011

Booty Browns

When smoking, a bowl goes from green to black, gets cached, donions, thats booty browns

Is that booty browns?

-Yeah.
Then why are you passin me it, pack it up then pass it back!

by Tyrone City March 30, 2011

brown bazooka

A brown bazooka is when a male is fisted and given a reach around. Similar to rusty trombone but with fisting instead of rimming.

Sarah sprained her wrist while giving Joshua a brown bazooka.

Don't lick your fingers after a brown bazooka or do if your into that sort of thing.

by Dr. Stephen T. Durden May 5, 2011

The Brown Creeper

Someone who creeps around stalking people with threats of attacking them with feces.

Elizabeth was always called The Brown Creeper because she stalked interns and rubbed feces on them when she wasn't looking.

by Jasonfm79 July 14, 2010

brown turban

a term for a defecation.
Rolling a brown turban for the Shiites.

Man 1: hey where you goin? the show is about to start.

Man 2: I gotta go roll a brown turban for the Shiites.

Man 1: oh ok.

by Jericho Whiplash August 18, 2010