Acustomered

(Past participle) When you're running an important errand at work and you get stopped by a customer with a menial question.

I was urgently delivering a card machine to the tills and a customer walked in and asked me where the milk was whilst stood next to it, I got completely acustomered.

by DrCheekyMonkey August 12, 2023

August 12th

National tell you friends to stop sending Minecraft parkour videos, because they’re cringe

Friend 1: sends a cringe Minecraft parkour video and pretends to take it seriously

Friend 2:stop it get some help find some better jokes to make, remember it’s august 12th

by Not cringe August 12, 2023

August 14

National couple day a day where you go oht with your significant other

Hey babe lets go somewhere its August 14

by Hsjwhd August 14, 2023

august 15th 1997

d day or when murdoc niccals crashed his car on stuart pot which snowballed into the band gorillaz

august 15th 1997 was the first time stuart pot got ran over!

by organz in jarz August 15, 2023

August 15

August 15 is the National Post April Because She’s Your Girlfriend day

“Is today August 15? I think I’m forgetting something”

“Duh, today is National Post April Because She’s Your Girlfriend day”

by getthehint August 15, 2023

August 21

august 21st is national misbah day! 🎉🥳

“hey what day is it today??”
“national misbah day (august 21st)

by the realest!! August 19, 2023

August 22

National Send Nudes day
Ask your crush/gf/bf for 15 nudes

crush 1: Wow it’s august 22 !

crush 2: *15 attachments*

by LargeBigMacPlease August 20, 2023