Obama's last name

One of the most unsolved mysteries in the whole world.

Joe: Hey man, what's Obama's last name again?
Jake: Oh, it's...I dunno, what is it?
Joe: I googled it but it only said Obama and not his last name.
Jake: Shit. How are we gonna find out what Obama's last name is then?
Joe: ...I dunno man, but it's sure gonna be a long journey trying to solve that.

by a guy thing October 13, 2022

page name

strippers have a “stage name” for work and hookers have a “page name” for when they post ads.

Brittany- “So should I use my real name when I post my ad?”

Stacey- “No way girl!! I always use the page name Trixie when I post”

by @sawstintheloss June 29, 2025

<.7.9.7.6.>I Love Your childrens Names, America & Ryan<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Love Your childrens Names, America & Ryan<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Love Your childrens Names, America & Ryan<.7.9.7.6.>

by Adujasty343 May 25, 2025

Blue name

In Sound's World, blue names are people who are under level 10 in the in-server Mee6 levelling system. They are characterised by not knowing anything about the rules, is likely to be tricked into being immediately banned (N-word bypass or gore), into admitting they're underaged (A direct violation of the Discord Terms of Service), or in general being trolled or gaslighted.

Blue names are the most common target of racism in the server, and although mods made it a warnable offence, not a single mod cares.

*Random person joins*
Blue Name: Hi!
Me: @Blue Name how old are you?
Blue Name: 13
Me: Lying
Blue Name: OK I am 12
Mod: Are you really 12?
Blue Name: Yes

*@Blue Name has been banned 987654321987654321*
Everyone: L :skull:

by someone out there who is bored August 3, 2022

Everybody Knows Your Name

Making your way in the world today
Takes everything you've got
Taking a break from all your worries
Sure would help a lot
Wouldn't you like to get away?
All those nights when you've got no lights
The check is in the mail
And your little angel
Hung the cat up by it's tail
And your third fiance didn't show
Sometimes you wanna go
Where everybody knows your name
And they're always glad you came
You wanna be where you can see (ah-ah)
Our troubles are all the same (ah-ah)
You wanna be where everybody knows your name
Roll out of bed, Mr. Coffee's dead
The morning's looking bright (the morning's looking bright)
And your shrink ran off to Europe
And didn't even write
And your husband wants to be a girl
Be glad there's one place in the world
Where everybody knows your name
And they're always glad you came

You wanna go where people know
People are all the same
You wanna go where everybody knows your name
Where everybody knows your name (where everybody knows your name)
And they're always glad you came
Where everybody knows your name (where everybody knows your name)
And they're always glad you came
Where everybody knows your name (where everybody knows your name)
And they're always glad you came
Where everybody knows your name (where everybody knows your name)

by WorseThanHitler November 15, 2020

ARGyle Name

A very non-creative name used in a fictional story or internet mystery.

The use of "Walten" in a story by MarTIN WALLs is an ARGyle Name if I've ever seen one.

by Jamm-Scotch February 1, 2022

Isaacs who’s second name begins with an s

These people are absolute muscle gods. They read books 24/3 cos on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday and Friday they are building their omega muscles. But beware when you see these people. They’ll come for you and eat your m&m’s.

You are a prime example of Isaacs who’s second name begins with an s

by DefinetlyNotAV February 11, 2022