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prograss bar

The act of checking toilet paper between each wipe after a bowel movement.
"Hey! Who's in there? What's taking so long? Did your ass grow roots?"
"It's me! My prograss bar isn't moving! It's like wiping a marker!"
by Ironballs September 7, 2024
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Ice Cream Bars

Easy bars that anybody can spit. Mainly used by those who claim they got "bars".
Man, get outta here with them weak ass ice cream bars bro.
by TWROPE March 10, 2015
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Chin The Bar

To give it all of your effort when you are tired and/or hungover. Using every last ounce of energy to power through and get the job done. Typically after multiple days of drinking.
“I am really on the struggle bus after the last few days of getting wasted, but I am going to chin the bar and party again tonight!”

“Did you see he passed out at like 9 last night?” “Yeah he couldn’t chin the bar!”
by Maxipad39 April 27, 2025
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bar foodie

1. Someone that spends enough time in different bars to be able to tell you which place has good nachos and which place has REALLY good nachos.

2. Someone that knows the food/bar special schedules for different bars (e.g. Taco Tuesdays, Wednesday Wings, Thirsty Thursdays).

3. An alcoholic.
His advanced hindsight with respect to our choice of appetizers indicated that he was a bar foodie, or at least had been here drunk on more than 10 occasions.
by AleclikeBaldwin October 17, 2010
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Bar Scraps

A lady that you will find at bars around 2-3 am when the bar is closing. These are the scraps that other males left behind but are still hoping to take one home.
Did you see your buddy last night?” “Yeah he was out late going after bar scraps”
by ScrapHouse96 December 30, 2023
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bar-weird

BAR(BARely any rhythm) - WEIRD(strange, unfamiliar) 1: a vocal limitation from a scarcity of being able to imagine everyone is normal and what you see and hear is you, 2: a natural slight of verb for someone who doesn’t keep good emphatic books
Have you ever had a sweet kitty-cat walking up, rubbing against your leg, purring and jumping up in your lap only to smell their stinky butt? Then you’re looking to see if anything from cat’s ass got on you? Bar-weird is the mental projection of a cat-ass verbalized, vocalized, and like Marshal Macluhan observed, “The medium is the message.”

Stray: Oh you’re just a weirdo aren’t you?

Kitten: Hmm… smell’s a little bar-weird in here. Y’all smell that?

Stray: Huh?

Cat: Don’t get that on your coat or that will be your clown-fish smellin’ ass, Young Huck. Best adjust your own handle bars and let them adjust there’s.

Stray: What do you mean?

Kitten: Where I’m from…Cats respect themselves enough to ask us if we really wanna talk shit with a Cat-ass wearing that mud on their coat. Otherwise we’ll have a Union where a Cat-ass can go to feel ‘normal’ smelling like that stuck mindset.

Cat: Time Out: Y’all just let anyone adjust the handle bars on y’all’s bike? You good, Young Huck? Mama told me explicitly to stay out the mud today.

In a concept: ‘Bar-weird and Musical Genre’

‘Normal’ people might be bar-weird with genres such as Americana and Country if they don’t comprehend where they’re from. They might have come by it honest due to the limitations of caregivers. However, a person’s expression is only as comprehensive as far back as they can fetch their experience.
by goodhand April 10, 2024
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Barring them from entry

Yeah totally. That would be bad because the if they create A.I. they won't get credit and/or paid for it and then they'll murder kids.
Hym "Yeah, totally. If you're barring them from entry in one aspect of life then what happens when the line moves? That's like my whole reason for why WHAT YOU'RE DOING TO ME IS WRONG YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT."
by Hym Iam August 6, 2024
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