Yeah man the hooker last night was blowing me and I decided to surprise her with a wet Willy when I came.
by Ducks not Fucks May 22, 2017

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Emma "Adjua" Willis: The First Juvenile Release
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Emma "Adjua" Willis: The First Juvenile Release
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 1, 2025

A general term to describe a mans Trouser snake, used by middle schoolers to refer to the male genitalia and not get caught
(Will-EE-WANE-CUS)
(Will-EE-WANE-CUS)
by Bigdumb532 May 20, 2024

When one person, with hands dripping wet, sneaks up behind another person and quickly wedges their soaked hands upwards into the armpits of the previously unknowing victim.
by Cyber B June 20, 2008

by Kxngsqrrl, the 2nd Homeless J July 24, 2025

When something innocent gets taken out of context, and now sounds sexual, and someone reads it and gets hard.
Barbara: ugh, John’s so degenerated he probably got a tillied willy from that post.
Martha: you’re so right, John definitely had his willy tillied from that.
Martha: you’re so right, John definitely had his willy tillied from that.
by Johndoerodgers March 20, 2024
