Waffles

The best breakfast that contains carbohydrates, generally circle or square shaped

Every morning, the Canadian monkey eats waffles with a goofy amount of maple syrup.

by The Canadian Monkey March 18, 2025

Blue Waffle

Catastrophically used, evolved bacteria incubated vaginal region.

Have you ever had Blue Waffle before?

by M.Garr July 28, 2021

White Waffle

A term used to describe a White Irish Folk.

Look at that White Waffle eating ground potatoes.

by White Waffle May 26, 2024

Waffle Socks

Phrase used to describe someone or something that is crazy, illogical, or nonsensical.

You see that car crash on the news? Complete waffle socks the way people driving out there.

Grandma's dementia has gotten real bad. She's gone full waffle socks.

by chicken.daddy March 24, 2025

Waffle Whack

A fictional restaurant chain that exists in the Cyber-Avian Extravaganza.

" I am going to the nearest Waffle Whack to get me some fucking TOAST."

by JustAKidOnAChromebook April 13, 2022

waffle nugget

what a 10 year old would call you in place of calling you a right cunt when they can’t actually your a right cunt

well you’re uh you’re a waffle nugget

by DahliaTheWeremoth June 11, 2025

Clapping my Waffles

Making such moves with your pelvic bone, that produce the audio effect of clapping, but with use of regio glutaea (ass cheeks). Usually performed by mentally impaired people or young children.

Yo, Timmy, how was it today at school?

Shut your beak, freak, i'm clapping my waffles for fame on TikTok

OMG, just stop ffs, get a girlfriend or somehing.

by Boolder January 20, 2020