by seveneight July 22, 2008
A phrase used to describe a man with a new and unnaturally straight or low hairline, the telltale sign of a trip to Turkey for a cheap hair transplant.
by BennyBridge November 25, 2022
You shove you thumb up her ass and wiggle you fingers and she gobbles like a turkey out of excitement
Verb; Turkey Fingered
“An there I was ready to get my back blown out and out of know where he turkey fingered me”
“An there I was ready to get my back blown out and out of know where he turkey fingered me”
by Deezjewells November 02, 2020
The art of splaying a large man on a table, firmly inserting miscellaneous vegetables up their rectum, making sure to bind the legs and arms to mimic the appearance of the iconic Thanksgiving bird. Basting the outside is optional just strongly recommended.
Guy: “Hey babe what should we do tonight?”
Girl: “How about the Michigan Turkey?”
Guy: “I’d love that!! I’ll get the carrots and potatoes!”
Girl: “Don't forget the baster!!”
Guy: “Do I look like the type of person to leave the house without it?”
Girl: “How about the Michigan Turkey?”
Guy: “I’d love that!! I’ll get the carrots and potatoes!”
Girl: “Don't forget the baster!!”
Guy: “Do I look like the type of person to leave the house without it?”
by Reeducation November 24, 2020
When you eat some sandwich-like component (e.g. a creamy cheese scooped with potato chips) and then, separately, you eat sliced turkey from the container with your hands.
He eats the laziest meals. He's always just goin' for a Myles Standish Turkey Sandwich or some other fridge food crap meal.
by Pilgrim's Pride February 08, 2014
Taking a shit in the Turkey before baking at 450 degrees Fahrenheit for 6 hours, and watching later as all your elders enjoy your home cooking.
Old man: "Oh darling, your Turkey is delicious this year. What's your secret?"
Woman: "My secret sauce."
Old man: "Well I enjoy you dressing the turkey."
Woman: "My secret sauce."
Old man: "Well I enjoy you dressing the turkey."
by Colojolo July 27, 2009