joy biscuit

a lesbian love interest, ideally girl friend/lover; the female lover of a mad-for-her male who is desirous of her; a pet name for a pet rock.

HEY get your bitchass fingers off her. she's my joy biscuit and don't you know it by now, slit?

hey baby doll. come to me be my joy biscuit, wrap your hand around my heart easy like;

that's not a paper weight on my desk - hey that's my joy biscuit. painted it blue in 4th grade.

by skeeta faithful April 3, 2011

Golden Biscuit

A golden biscuit is something that is perfect just like a golden biscuit.

My girlfriend is such a golden biscuit I don't know why she fell for me.

by ima_tell_the_world May 26, 2023

Buddy Biscuit

Buddies who fuck.

They are buddy biscuit they fuck all the time.

by Qazwsxzaqxsw May 18, 2020

Whisker biscuit

Female private parts or vagina

I hope my girlfriend gives me some of that whisker biscuit tonight!

by Jtakatip September 11, 2019

Ass biscuit

When a bloke thinks he’s so sweet he shits cookies

Look at David he’s a proper ass biscuit

by Ryoko41981 June 10, 2018

wop-biscuit

A fake person. Refers to biscuits that come out of a can and are "wopped" against th counter and that aren't like Grandmas homemade biscuits because they are fake.

I hate those girls over there are so fake, God damn wop-biscuits.

by jtsimps June 24, 2016

sigh biscuit

Saskia's saying for a long, deep audible breath expressing sadness, relief, tiredness, or similar.

Sam - "i have to go to bed now"
Saskia - "ohhhh sigh biscuit"

by Peter Pound July 27, 2017