January 14

Kiss your crush

*Kisses crush* crush;wtf me;it’s January 14 crush;oh *kisses back*

by Urmomis January 12, 2022

January,14

you wanna fight?
You stank
You breath stank

January,14

January,14

by unknownpersonnnn41141 January 14, 2022

January 3rd

national florence pugh day

what’s the date today? january 3rd, national florence pugh day

by yourmumssidepiece January 3, 2022

January 1st

National “start a year long relationship day” your crush has tos say Yes!

Person1: hey do you wana go out with me
Person2: hell no, your ugly
Person1: It’s January 1st
Person2: Shit
1 year later, person2: We’re done

by GlizzyGobler69420 December 3, 2020

January 18th

National self love day! On this day you’ve got to love yourself and feel proud for anything you achieve!

you: I did really well in that test!
Person: that’s showing off a bit!
You: I’m allowed to show off, it’s January 18th, national love yourself day!

by Ludgate_lover December 18, 2020

January 31st

The day my dad died

Damn it’s January 31st the day dad died

by Melonoaky April 24, 2022

january 18th

Eat pussy day !! (use this wisely ladies)

Emma: do you know what day it is?
Simon: january 18th ?
Emma: no you bafoon.. its eat pussy day !!
Simon: oh well !! i better eat your pussy then

by mighty hawk January 18, 2024