Stone Hill Middle School

A shitty school located in Cashburn, Virginia. 90% of the school is Indian, and some teachers there are even Indian. Many of the awesome and actual teachers with true potential left the school because they soon realized how terrible the school really is. As I said earlier, the school is infested with try-hard Indians who's main goal is to get into TJ/ACL or face the wrath of an Indian parent with a shoe or hanger in their hand. Not to mention, they stink up the hallways with their rotten curry lunchboxes before lunch. You might want a noseplug or two. Do not even get me started on the preppy popular girls who's whole life is summed up in an aesthetic pinterest post. The "popular" girls are composed of ratchet ass white girls who have nothing else to do and are avoiding studying. (by putting their homework of their weave) (sorry for using AAVE but I had to!) Not to mention, the LGBTQ+ kids there... Half the school goes my they/them pronouns. The school has become so 'cultured' enough to ask what a students pronouns are on the first day of school during ice breakers. Everyone there is fake and will do anything to be "popular". Did I mention that the entire Indian population here is enrolled in Curie Learning's "signature" program that prepares students for TJ/ACL? LMFAO. This school is trash, ghetto, slutty, shitty, and about every bad word humanity has ever created. Oh yeah, and the white male teacher population is 75% are pedos. Don't go to this school, you will regret it.

Average Stone Hill Middle School Student talking to a white friend from Louisiana:

Lasyapriya: Ugh! I have to write 3 essays a month along with completing STEM critical thinking packets! I cannot find any time to relax.

Christina: LOL, what? Suck for you!

Lasyapriya: Not to mention my TJ Admissions test is tomorrow! My mom is making me stay up until 3AM to revise everything.

Christinia: LMFAO, sucks to be you.

*Months later*

Lasyapriya: OMG, I got in to TJHSST! I saved myself a beating! Yes!

Christina: What ever girl! Have fun in Thomas Jefferson High School for Try-Hard Nerds and Drug Addicts!

by whydidyouclickmyprofile August 28, 2023

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Cherry Hill West

The supposedly shittier version of Cherry Hill East(A school already full of sluts, drug addicts and braindead rich kids), full of pedophiles and/or narcissists, pretty much the only difference is that we're poor. You'll get an HIB case filed against you for the most minor shit ever. And with how many jews are in this school, this place might as well be labeled as a concentration camp. Want to take a shit? Out of luck. Some inbred edgy white kid will be airing out the lower D wing bathroom with their cancerous, shit-flavored vape gas, which is fitting for a school full of jews.

p.s. There's jews here

Cherry Hill West's sports team lost to the disabled kids.

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Up the hill

Called to see the boss, ie called on the carpet. Used in military jargon.

I've gotta go. I got called up the hill.

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Dana Hills Teenagers

Gay little beach bums who think they are good at surfing, but are not. Think slightly stoopid is the best band of the century. Don’t wear sunscreen. And drive a 50 thousand dollar sprinter van to salt creek and streams everyday thinking they own the place.

Dana Hills Teenagers: homosexual, dorky beach bum

by Steamed rice October 13, 2025

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Welcome to Beverly Hills

The act of putting on a facade. To pretend everything is great when all Hell is breaking loose. The smile we show the public to hide our pain and turmoil. To be used sarcastically.

Your friend asks, "Hey, How are ya?" You respond sarcastically, "Welcome to Beverly Hills." They say, "That good huh?" and you're like "Yeah, everything is just fabulous."

by Smoochie Menendez April 11, 2025

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