An act of which an individual aims their anus directly into the spread vagina lips of their sexual partner, at which point it queefs back out, filling the room with a pungent aroma reminiscent of a slightly spoiled oyster.
“Bruv, I gave Amelia a Dutch oyster last night. It took like 6 hours until the smell cleared the room.”
by RoySonOfRoy December 18, 2024

Occurs when you pull your donger out of the poop-chute during anal, and only the tip is covered in shit.
I pulled out, looked down at my dick, and realised I had become the owner of freshly formed dutch mushroom.
by dootzero September 17, 2021

by dory999 October 7, 2018

When you and your friends go under the covers together, close the sheets tight, and all fart together.
by Ashniinii November 5, 2023

The act of farting in bed, holding the covers tight on one side while there is a slight tent or tunnel in front of the nose belonging to your mate.
by M f R April 23, 2016

It’s like a Dutch Oven, but both people fart and then go under the covers together to enjoy the smell.
by AlAx January 31, 2021

When you skip the dishes, almost literally, by skipping out on a bill that would have otherwise been paid 50/50 by a dating couple. The couple should penultimately go home for intercourse.
by CommanderGratton July 24, 2025
