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Bleacher Christian

A member of a church who just sits there, listens to the sermon and worship, and leaves. They do not contribute to the ministry at all. They are the worst kind of Christian
Church member 1: Man I wish Dave would come volunteer to help with Bible school.
Church member 2: Yeah, thats a bleacher Christian for you.
Church member 1: Yeah they're the worst
by A sitter and soaker June 9, 2020
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Christian

Christian is a bitchass Brain less religion that follows falls stories with no evidence if you wanna follow a religion you gotta know the truth the back history and everything
Hey Kyle could you please tell me where in the Christian bibles it says be nice to everyone

Kyle: ummm actually I don’t know where
by Eskatiiiiiiiiiit June 24, 2018
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Christian

Christian isn't any type of girl, she's an angel sent from above. She's very beautiful with her beautiful brown eyes and her beautiful brown hair. All she needs to do is look at you to make you fall in love. No words explain the way she can make you feel. She brightens your day even if its the darkest day for you. She is a very strong woman. Book smart , caring, loving, and a beautiful soul overall. She's perfect in any guys eyes. I love her with my heart and soul and will always be by her side no matter the circumstances.
Marry Christian... I would.
by poooooooooooooooooooopie January 15, 2019
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Christian Special

A technique derived from the spoiled child of a Filipino, the "Christian Special" is essentially a facefucking given on the first date.
Christian gave a Christian Special to his first date.
by -I$zey January 2, 2022
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christian mason

a little fucking shit spewer that shits un controllably and never shuts his bald little mouth, he is 4'11 MAX and gets no bitches. he doesnt know how to skate. and his hair is soft and looks like fucking shit....
by twisty p January 12, 2022
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Christian Incredibles

Internet memes using characters from the movie Pixar’s The Incredibles as a template for Christian topics (mostly featuring Mr. Incredible) on Instagram.
“Ah man, I am scrolling through Insta real hard right now, ah dang, not another Christian Incredibles meme!” The posts: *photo of Mr. Incredible posing and smiling* “Me proud that I dont stray away from God’s ever glowing light” “I prayed three times today, it’s not enough I cannot accept it” “ Touching myself in the name of the lord, DO NOT SPEAK HIS NAME IN VAIN”
by I have no idea why stuff exist February 13, 2021
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Christian Emly

A sweet and honest guy who is an idiot at times. Sometimes not knowing what in the sam hell their doing. Might skip school every once and a while.
by Courtney Blade April 19, 2018
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