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Boston Tea Party

When you find a girl on her period, and take her bloody tampon and dip it in your tea like a tea-bag.
"Man, nothing spices up my tea like some vagina blood. I love the Boston Tea Party."
by askdjhfas May 21, 2007
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Useful tea party idiot

A mentally challenged citizen who believes he has a political opinion. He adopts prejudices and platitudes from some filthy rich, anti-social demagogues and believes that FoxNews is sent by god. As a reward, the tea party master puppeteers destroy the health care system, the educational system and the country in general, later they create a new caste-based society.
Is there a day in Washington D.C. without hateful speeches of useful tea party idiots?
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tea party clan

a group of girls that NEVER EVER go out, sit at home on weekends doing homework, sipping tea, and making cookies/brownies.
"YO you hanging out with the tea party clan this weekend or are you gonna not be a nerd and come out?"
by Chris Raul March 5, 2008
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Sippin tea in yo hood

The act of shooting up/committing a drive by in someone's hood/home area
Bitch shut the fuck up before i start sippin tea in yo hood
Shooting up someone's home
by Big-alfie September 17, 2018
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Shoulda had'an iced tea

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Maggie: your mother-in-law is coming to visit.

Keylin: Shoulda had'an iced tea
by Truedog February 22, 2011
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reading the tea leaves

The ability to tell the future from the examination of pubic hair deposited while " stirring the teabag"
"Mate! I've been reading the tea leaves after you were stirring the teabag. The outlook is dire!"

Or

After Dave was found stirring the teabag, his friends chose to do a reading of the tea leaves. Apparently a tall dark stranger was in his future.
by Ardet Malious November 6, 2017
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Peppermint Tea Bag

The act of applying a compound such as Icy hot or Tiger Balm to ones scrotal sack prior to inserting it into a persons mouth or placing on their face.

The person receiving the Peppermint Tea bag is usually sleeping prior to the act being initiated, but an exception to this would be if using a modified yokozuna technique to a person that is awake.

The best forms of the Peppermint Tea Bag for a sleeping victim include but are not limited to:
The Sauce - Place nuts on face and stir as if a pot of sauce.
The Dip - Lightly dip nuts as if placing a teabag into a cup of hot water.
The Steep - Slowly place nuts into mouth or rest on face and allow the Icy Hot to steep till the victim becomes aware of the tingling sensation.
The Slap - Slapping the scrotal sack against the face. Painful for the slapper, but slightly more humiliating for the slapped.
I gave that bitch Melissa a Peppermint Tea Bag while she was asleep. Just to prove a point.
by The Saucer's Video Man October 26, 2011
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