Office-max Tango

When two or more people repeatedly staple their shirts or genitals together whilst high/drunk and attempt to dance

ex:”Jason,Kyle, and mason all did the office-max tango at mikaylas party last night.”

by scrimmykimpus April 15, 2018

The tostito tango

The act of drinking large amounts of alcohol and eating tostito pizza rolls only to vomit said items on to your partners back during intercourse.

The night was going well until I gave her the tostito tango.

by Dr.whan February 18, 2018

Spank in the tank

To masterbate in a public restroom by spanking one's member on the bathroom fixtures.

I just had a great spank in the tank !

by Wicksters October 12, 2018

Busting the tank

Euphemism for anal sex

"I cant wait to get up with that girl and do a little busting the tank"

by klinkshame August 16, 2019

thomas the tank engine creasey

he’s a wanker when you first meet him and throughout the friendship he stays the same . he is not funny and has not humour and is a man whore . he thinks everyone likes him but they don’t .

person 1: do u like that boy?
person 2: no he’s such a thomas the tank engine creasey

by sexy pornstar 1234 April 22, 2020

Fairbanks scuba tank

The fairbanks scuba tank is where you fart into a vagina and then go into said vagina and hold your breath.

Hey dylan me and scarlett did the fairbanks scuba tank.

by African-Jew February 24, 2021

Fairbanks scuba tank

The fairbanks scuba tank is where you go into a girls vagina and then hold your breath.

Yo dylan me and scarlett did the fairbanks scuba tank last night.

by African-Jew February 24, 2021