Father Timing

This is when older people take a longer, more difficult time to do things. Sometimes, just because they can.

*an elderly couple taking a very long time to back out of a parking spot that you’re waiting for*

You: Holy fuck, they’re father timing us so hard right now.

by BattleItaly March 28, 2020

CORONA TIME

The realisation that corona virus isn’t just a meme and it’s finally come to your country 😬

Oh shit it’s corona time

by I don’t even know babe April 19, 2020

Corona time

The phrase annoying kids say when someone runs out of toilet paper or face masks during 2020.

Karen- *can’t find any toilet paper and fruit snacks for the soccer team*
12 year olds- *grabs a microphone and screams “ITS CoRoNa TiME”*
Karen- shut up you little gay kid where’s your parent??

by woah that’s me!! April 24, 2020

time-spamming

What you call someone's chat when they start talking shit to you, especially when you're busy and don't have time for their irrelevant fantasies.

Guillaume: "Hey Bruce, one day I'm going to invent a new type of punctuation mark with three dots and a squiggle. And I'll get money to help lobby the International Syntax Symposium from a Nigerian with lottery money locked up in a private bank in Rangoon."

Bruce: "Stop time-spamming me you asshole."

by _bruce September 5, 2012

valorant timing

holding an angle and deciding to rotate exactly when the enemy peeks you (having bad luck)

Skye: "I left the party right before the hot girl got naked"
Lily: "Valorant timing."

by lilyeatscake June 4, 2022

Demon Time

EA-Young Nudy ft. 21 Savage

How you know Demon Time has begun: I'm from the five, middle finger, Zone 6
Dirty land, dirty sticks
Bad bitches gettin' hit
Put a nigga on a lick
Rob a nigga for a brick
Rob a nigga for his shit

by colbmister5 March 5, 2022

a universal time

that jojo game on roblox where you constantly lose stands or items

some random aut player: aut developer restore pls? restore stand i lose stand on a universal time pls

by uviaroblox September 4, 2021